Apple is the Shit

As I type this blog on my MacBook, upload today's pics from my iPhone and rock out to my house sounds through my iPod while drinking Apple juice, I am pretty much on board with the brand. Next week's wardrobe change only adds to my obsession of a brand as a lifestyle. Apple store employees will be coming out with new t-shirts that are on par with their witty "I'm a mac" commercials.

Not sure which t-shirt I am going to rip off an employee's back, but here's what the genius' are going to wear:

* Specialist: "I can talk about this stuff for hours"
* Concierge: "I know people"
* Creative: "All gain, no pain"
* Genius: "Not all heroes wear capes"
* Manager: "My house is yours"
* Back-of-house: "Some artists use a canvas, I use boxes"

Stubb and Flask continue to buy Apple stock (and everything else they sell)