John Deere Downgraded to a Hold

For the second time this month we have had to change a company's rating because of robots. Does that make anyone else nervous? Today, Stubb & Flask must downgrade John Deere, Inc. to a hold because of expected losses within their residential lawn mower division due to the release of the LawnBott by Kyodo America.

That's right kids, this Knight Ridder looking robot mowes your lawn, while you, and your lazy ass neighbors sit on the porch, drinking beer, laughing at your robot slave. This mower even has Bluetooth technology, so you can program it from any phone or PDA.

The invention of LawnBott has officially rendered the male gender completely useless. What are we good for now, watching TV? But don't be surprised when the LawnBotts unite with the Roomba robotic vacuums and rise up against the human race. Just remember Stubb & Flask and Will Smith warned you about these fucking robots.