Monday, April 21, 2008

Tapes N' Tapes Downgraded to a Sell

It's not often we see a total market collapse, but in the case of Minneapolis' own Tapes N' Tapes -- they shit the bed!

Both Stubb & Flask recently cut out early from the trading floor to see Tapes Of Crap at the Fillmore in New York City. Expecting great things after hearing their latest release "Walk it Off" and seeing them perform on Conan, we couldn't have allocated our funds in a more disappointing stock.

These two analysts weren't the only spectators at the venue to smell fraud. The band must have invested all their money in expensive shoes rather than in music lessons, as that is all they starred at during their uninspired performance. Even their mild boost of energy during the single "Insistor" was quickly dismissed when fans realized that this act just didn't have the live chops to compete with the talented opening act White Denim, who had early won the crowd over.

We are recommending a Tapes N' Tapes be downgraded to a sell, while we are placing White Denim on our watch list.

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