Stubb & Flask are excited to see that American men and woman still enjoy getting "slightly" buzzed and then driving around in their imported luxury cars. So much so that these brave patriots have even banded together and started an advertising campaign against ignition interlocks and in-car breathalyzers that some activists are lobbying be placed in ever single car. The ad states, that if this were to happen it would eliminate traditions such as champagne toasts at weddings, wine with dinner, beers at the ballgame and funnels of grain punch at the fraternity house.
The ads, paid for by the American Beverage Institute, has put a face to their enemy, Lindsay Lohan, whose hard partying and multiple DUIs is ruining the party for the rest of us.
Damm you Lohan!!! First A Prairie Home Companion and now this. How is it fair that because you get blasted by two Zimas and pass out in your SUV without any underwear on, we may have to blow into a plastic tube just to start our cars?
Stubb & Flask upgrade the American Beverage Institute to a strong buy for helping to raise awareness of some of the bigger problems this country is facing, like in-dash breathalyzers and no talent ass clown actresses. If the ABI can conquer these conservative activists who want to take away our right to drive while impaired, then they will be in a nice position to make big gains (such as lowering the drinking age to 16), which will lead to substantial increases in revenue.
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