Hillary Clinton is campaigning right now, bashing Barack Obama for not supporting a proposed summer gas tax break that would save the average driver a measly $28.00 over the three month period. Barack has stated that this tax break has no chance of passing Congress and is taking time away from fixing the bigger issue -- our country's reliance on petroleum.
Stubb & Flask decided to ask real Americans what they would do with the extra $28 bucks they would have if a gas tax break were passed. Here is what they said they would spend their dollars on:
- $28 worth of sleeping pills to kill myself is Hillary became President
- A ticket to the all you can eat buffet at the Wynn, Las Vegas
- Two tickets to Harold and Kumar 2, small popcorn
- 3 beers at a Yankee game (will need an extra .50)
- A New Kids on the Block CD/Video comb
- A lotion less hand job in Chinatown
- "A stick of butter, a container of milk, a loaf of bread"
- A black market flak jacket to protect against sniper fire at the Bosnia airport
- A gallon of that blue stuff barbers put their combs in
- 4 broken Polaroid cameras on eBay
- 3 shares of Bear Stearn's
- 28 "Pussy Passes" for New York Dolls Gentlemen Club
- 18.0355 Euros
- Boneless Buffalo Wings, a Quesadilla Burger and a Banana Berry Freeze at Applebee's
- 8 boxes of Franzia
- Cab to sperm bank, 2 copies of Hustler
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