Tuesday, May 6, 2008

A Hand Job or a 1/4 Tank of Gas?



Hillary Clinton is campaigning right now, bashing Barack Obama for not supporting a proposed summer gas tax break that would save the average driver a measly $28.00 over the three month period. Barack has stated that this tax break has no chance of passing Congress and is taking time away from fixing the bigger issue -- our country's reliance on petroleum.


Stubb & Flask decided to ask real Americans what they would do with the extra $28 bucks they would have if a gas tax break were passed. Here is what they said they would spend their dollars on:


  • $28 worth of sleeping pills to kill myself is Hillary became President
  • A ticket to the all you can eat buffet at the Wynn, Las Vegas
  • Two tickets to Harold and Kumar 2, small popcorn
  • 3 beers at a Yankee game (will need an extra .50)
  • A New Kids on the Block CD/Video comb
  • A lotion less hand job in Chinatown
  • "A stick of butter, a container of milk, a loaf of bread"
  • A black market flak jacket to protect against sniper fire at the Bosnia airport
  • A gallon of that blue stuff barbers put their combs in
  • 4 broken Polaroid cameras on eBay
  • 3 shares of Bear Stearn's
  • 28 "Pussy Passes" for New York Dolls Gentlemen Club
  • 18.0355 Euros
  • Boneless Buffalo Wings, a Quesadilla Burger and a Banana Berry Freeze at Applebee's
  • 8 boxes of Franzia
  • Cab to sperm bank, 2 copies of Hustler

0 comments: