Stubb & Flask were amazed to discover that we were now able to see our London counterparts via a massive "Telectroscope" invented by artist Paul St George. Two scopes were placed on opposite sides of the pond, one at the Fulton Ferry Landing in Brooklyn and the other on the Thames River in London. By standing in front of the scopes, Brits and Americans can keep an eye on each other in real time. According to the inventor, construction on this machine was started by his great-grandfather in Victorian times and transmits images via a tunnel under the ocean. Skeptics believe it was invented by Apple and its called iChat.We hear the New England Patriots coach Bill Belicheck has contacted St. George about building him a "Telectroscope" that connects his office to the locker rooms of every other NFL team.
Stubb & Flask are considering providing venture capital funding to St. George in order to build an Atlantis type city in the tunnel called "Stuflaskadonia" which we will rule as Kings.
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