Who the Fuck is Sara Fisher and Why Is She Endorsing Anyone?

Do you know who this is? Stubb & Flask don't. But apparently she just endorsed Hillary Clinton for President. This is HUGE news for the democratic candidate and for CNN who is actually covering this breaking bullshit.

According to CNN, her name is Sarah Fisher and she is the first woman to earn a pole position at an IndyCar series event. Sara says, "We need a president who will stand up for us and be a fighter for Hoosiers and all Americans. Hillary will be a president who steers our country in the right direction and puts our economy back on track."

Thanks for all the cliche racing references in your lame ass endorsement Sara.

It's bad enough we have A-list celebrities, like Tom Hanks (he who recently endorsed Obama) pushing their views on us. Now we have D-list race car drivers making political headlines. This chick isn't even Danica Patrick, who at least main stream America can pick out of a Maxim magazine pictorial. The worse part is Clinton's campaign released this endorsement to the press. They must be hard up for positive endorsements when an Indy car racer is helping them gain attention the day before North Carolina and Indiana.

Good news Hillary, I just spoke to Paco who owns a little burrito stand a block from my office. He said he would like to endorse for 65 cents and some healthcare. He also thinks you are "muy bonita."

Stubb & Flask downgrades Indy Car Racing to a strong sell for even letting woman drive faster than 50 MPH. They need to keep their motors running, instead of their mouths.